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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 04:58

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Nuts and Butts

So they tried

Next, they tried...

What motivated you to start reading books in English? What was the first book you read in English?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Men are more likely than women to die of broken heart syndrome, study finds - CNN

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Catatonics & High Colonics

So, the docs changed it to read

What does the Bible say about the Antichrist? How will we know when he arrives on the scene?

No, not a chance

share office space ...

No go.

‘Just another day in the NFL’ as Steelers QB Mason Rudolph lands back in familiar place - Pittsburgh Post-Gazette

Still no good

Still no good.

Loons and Moons

SpaceX launches latest GPS III satellite for U.S. military - SpaceNews

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Hysterias & Posteriors

What are the best AI tools for content creators in 2025?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Fallout Shelter has been downloaded over 230 million times in 10 years - Eurogamer

Everyone loved it.

Freaks and Cheeks

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

How can I control my daily masturbating habit?

Just Forget it!

They put up a sign reading

Thumbs down again.

Meteorite-common amino acid induces formation of nanocavities in clay mineral, hinting at life's origins - Phys.org

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

June 1 — and dramatically reduced buyout — arrives for Bill Belichick - NBC Sports

Another attempt resulted in ...

No way

Unacceptable again!

Then came..

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to