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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 04:58

Nuts and Butts
So they tried
Next, they tried...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Catatonics & High Colonics
So, the docs changed it to read
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No, not a chance
share office space ...
No go.
Still no good
Still no good.
Loons and Moons
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Everyone loved it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Just Forget it!
They put up a sign reading
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Another attempt resulted in ...
No way
Unacceptable again!
Then came..
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to